Somewhere deep below our nation’s capital lies a secret bomb shelter designed to protect the president in the event of a Russian attack. All of the president’s needs have been anticipated and provided for – from his favorite breakfast cereal to the “syntherotisizer,” a high-tech computer which can be programmed to produce android sex partners of any description. When investigative reporter Barbara Whoozie (Danielle) discovers the secret bunker she inadvertently trips its time lock sealing both her and Major Prod (J. Brooks), the shelter’s guard, for one full year.