Ross and Kale who are both interested in Rollins set out on a quest to investigate whether he is straight or gay. Meanwhile, a very excited Ethan sells a joke that will air in the opening monologue of ""The Mike Bullard Show."" In the midst of all that is going on, Mila isn't feeling well. So Joey is the one who gets to prepare dinner, and he has something terrifying in mind. The Stiglic kids are going to once again have a taste of Dad's dreaded chili.