It seems the inhabitants of Here and There like collecting things. Something Else has his sand collection, The Long Ones have an enviable collection of sports trophies and Nix has a wonderful collection of umbrella paraphernalia. Something is jealous that he doesn’t have a collection. However, he is certain that if he did start a hobby, he would be a much better collector than SE. Naturally, SE is furious. The Long Ones decide to hold a collecting competition between SE and Something to see who is the best collector – and Something decides to collect all things fungal. But things don’t go to plan when their collections go missing – and SE accuses Something of cheating…