1. Cher opens the show with ""When Will I Be Loved?"" and a monologue in which she tries to please her critics who feel she should be more refined and dignified. 2. Cher and Tony present a medley of ""Silver Dollar"" and ""More Of Her On the Chair"" 3. Cher plays a TV addict who uses the language of commercials in her everyday speech. 4. David sings ""Fame"" 5. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher gets a call that her date can't make it after she has prepared her home-cooked dinner. 6. Cher sings ""Song For You"" 7. Comedian Steve Martin performs a magic trick with a napkin. 8. Tony appears as a stuffy bank officer having difficulty communicating with a slang-talking Cher. 9. Cher and David perform ""Can You Hear Me?"" 10. Steve delivers one of his standup comedy routines. 11. Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) pitches the ""Jack-omatic"" all-purpose kitchen gadget. 12. Cher and David perform a medley of their favorite lines from various hit pop songs such as ""Young Americans"", ""One"", ""Da Doo Ron Ron"", ""Only You"" and ""Y